It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
Aw, come on. At least laugh in their faces when they offer you more money to stay.
Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 28, 2006 8:49:53 am PST #6710 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 8:50:40 am PST #6711 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Allyson you can have an omelette with peppers and onions.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:50:52 am PST #6712 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue?
Well...a deep, slow, wet kiss. The sort that reminds everyone that the couple's going to go and have a rollicking time in bed once the shebang is done (even if they, statistically won't). The sort of kiss you'd never have in front of your parents otherwise, and that makes the kids giggle with embarassment.
But I'm not talking about copping a feel or biting earlobes. Mostly like the movie/TV kiss where the couple kiss for the first time and it's full of intent, but not a session in and of itself.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 8:51:59 am PST #6713 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wow. I really want to make out with someone now.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 28, 2006 8:52:45 am PST #6714 of 10001
What is even happening?
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding? That's too bad. We need to create course on hot, married sex, starring Zoe and Wash.
msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 8:53:01 am PST #6715 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
remember what I said about the cookies before? DOUBLE IT!
Ailleann - Mar 28, 2006 8:53:45 am PST #6716 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
t macks on Jesse
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Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 8:54:30 am PST #6717 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously. I really wanted to make out with someone Friday night, but now I REALLY want to make out with someone.
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding?
Yeah, I've heard that, too. By the end of the reception, people are tired/drunk/cranky from deal with families/whatever.
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2006 8:54:46 am PST #6718 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
A pair of friends had a great gag for their garter toss... to the theme from Peter Gunn, he wandered in from the side, did some cartoon-wolf-ish "sexy mama" looks, climbed halfway up her dress, and then pulled out a string of a brazilian napkins tied together with the garter at the end. Got a lot of laughs.
Heh. I have friends who, at their wedding reception, for the garter toss, the groom (unbeknownst to the bride) had hidden a pair of HUGE granny panties up his jacket sleeve. He acted like he was reaching under her dress for the garter, and then produced the granny panties instead. (IIRC, they were camouflage-print, b/c the groom had been a Marine.) The bride turned fire-engine red, but also laughed and laughed at the undies.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:55:37 am PST #6719 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding?
I read somewhere that wedding night sex is not the norm. My best friend said she was just too tired to bother, and besids, she'd had sex with him for years beforehand.
I really want to make out with someone now.
Yeah, me too.