Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
OK, since no one will tell me, I'm going to have to make a guess about what vampire baseball is ... where you know both teams suck?
Bwah!
From the book, all I remember is Edward's vampire family playing with Bella, and ... maybe some extra fast running or something? Nothing more than the fact that vampire were playing, unless I'm forgetting.
Back before Wrigley got lights, I had a friend who kept saying he was going to write a story about a vampire baseball player who was traded to the Cubs.
Amy, your white-font is correct. There really isn't anything more to it than the Cullens play baseball. In a forest clearing. And run super-fast, before the OMG human-eating vampires show up, and deliver the funniest line in the book.
Either that, or a night game.
Wait, isn't one of the things about the Twilight vampires is that they can go out in the sun?
I'm actually going to see the movie on Friday with a group of 30something (and + like me) ladies. I'm hoping it's hilariously bad!
From an interview with Meyers re: the adaptation from book to movie:
"The vampires have to have the same basic rules as the vampire world I’ve created, which means no fangs, no costumes, they have to sparkle in the sunlight.."
"I am not a vampire fan, and never have been."
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. And being vampier-than-her.
"I am not a vampire fan, and never have been."
Does this even beg the obvious question?
Does this even beg the obvious question?
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
OK:
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Ahem. Feel better now. Appy polly loggies for the ASSCAPS.
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Because it came to her in a dream
::giggles::
Here's a thought...write something ELSE. Or think of humanity, madam, and you know, *don't* (/fake Special Comment. Because I am outraged and my cat is innocent.)