Does this even beg the obvious question?
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:39:30 am PST #7971 of 28597
“Not dead yet!”
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:42:13 am PST #7972 of 28597
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
OK:
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Ahem. Feel better now. Appy polly loggies for the ASSCAPS.
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:28 am PST #7973 of 28597
“Not dead yet!”
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Because it came to her in a dream
::giggles::
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:37 am PST #7974 of 28597
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Here's a thought...write something ELSE. Or think of humanity, madam, and you know, *don't* (/fake Special Comment. Because I am outraged and my cat is innocent.)
Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 10:46:27 am PST #7975 of 28597
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
How, exactly, do they sparkle?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:48:23 am PST #7976 of 28597
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh well, at least I can't doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion...
t /random reference
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:48:26 am PST #7977 of 28597
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I really have had ideas happen that way. But I still have had to work like hell on them. That is why she insults writers so. Writing like a fanfiction.net escapee is just the cherry on the sundae.
Atropa - Nov 19, 2008 10:53:06 am PST #7978 of 28597
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. And being vampier-than-her.
lurks in solidarity with juliana
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Hey look, Frankenbuddha is channelling me!
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:53:33 am PST #7979 of 28597
“Not dead yet!”
How, exactly, do they sparkle?
It's a facet (forgive the pun) of the transformation-- their skin has a diamond-like quality and that's one of the primary reasons they can't go out in full sunlight because they're like the human equivalent of bedazzlers.
Or something to that effect.
juliana - Nov 19, 2008 10:57:13 am PST #7980 of 28597
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
lurks in solidarity with juliana
high-fangs Jilli
I mean, seriously. I've nothing against re-interpretations of tropes, but to say you don't like the very thing you're writing about?