Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
OK:
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Ahem. Feel better now. Appy polly loggies for the ASSCAPS.
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:42:13 am PST #7972 of 28476
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:28 am PST #7973 of 28476
“Not dead yet!”
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Because it came to her in a dream
::giggles::
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:37 am PST #7974 of 28476
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Here's a thought...write something ELSE. Or think of humanity, madam, and you know, *don't* (/fake Special Comment. Because I am outraged and my cat is innocent.)
Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 10:46:27 am PST #7975 of 28476
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
How, exactly, do they sparkle?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:48:23 am PST #7976 of 28476
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh well, at least I can't doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion...
t /random reference
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:48:26 am PST #7977 of 28476
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I really have had ideas happen that way. But I still have had to work like hell on them. That is why she insults writers so. Writing like a fanfiction.net escapee is just the cherry on the sundae.
Atropa - Nov 19, 2008 10:53:06 am PST #7978 of 28476
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. And being vampier-than-her.
lurks in solidarity with juliana
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Hey look, Frankenbuddha is channelling me!
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:53:33 am PST #7979 of 28476
“Not dead yet!”
How, exactly, do they sparkle?
It's a facet (forgive the pun) of the transformation-- their skin has a diamond-like quality and that's one of the primary reasons they can't go out in full sunlight because they're like the human equivalent of bedazzlers.
Or something to that effect.
juliana - Nov 19, 2008 10:57:13 am PST #7980 of 28476
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
lurks in solidarity with juliana
high-fangs Jilli
I mean, seriously. I've nothing against re-interpretations of tropes, but to say you don't like the very thing you're writing about?
Amy - Nov 19, 2008 11:02:49 am PST #7981 of 28476
Because books.
I've nothing against re-interpretations of tropes, but to say you don't like the very thing you're writing about?
That's the part I don't get. If you don't like vampires, why make Edward the Mary Sue of all vampire heroes ever? Why not make them (all of them) the villains? Odd.
And it's one of those things where you discover that sometimes story means more than writing skill. Apparently the girls gobbling up these books don't give a shit that she doesn't, actually, write very well. They want their Edward. And Bella. And whoever the fuck else she came up with in the last couple books.