"I am not a vampire fan, and never have been."
Does this even beg the obvious question?
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:38:07 am PST #7970 of 28414
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:39:30 am PST #7971 of 28414
“Not dead yet!”
Does this even beg the obvious question?
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:42:13 am PST #7972 of 28414
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
OK:
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Ahem. Feel better now. Appy polly loggies for the ASSCAPS.
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:28 am PST #7973 of 28414
“Not dead yet!”
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Because it came to her in a dream
::giggles::
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:37 am PST #7974 of 28414
Always Anti-fascist!
Here's a thought...write something ELSE. Or think of humanity, madam, and you know, *don't* (/fake Special Comment. Because I am outraged and my cat is innocent.)
Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 10:46:27 am PST #7975 of 28414
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
How, exactly, do they sparkle?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:48:23 am PST #7976 of 28414
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh well, at least I can't doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion...
t /random reference
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:48:26 am PST #7977 of 28414
Always Anti-fascist!
I really have had ideas happen that way. But I still have had to work like hell on them. That is why she insults writers so. Writing like a fanfiction.net escapee is just the cherry on the sundae.
Atropa - Nov 19, 2008 10:53:06 am PST #7978 of 28414
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. And being vampier-than-her.
lurks in solidarity with juliana
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Hey look, Frankenbuddha is channelling me!
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:53:33 am PST #7979 of 28414
“Not dead yet!”
How, exactly, do they sparkle?
It's a facet (forgive the pun) of the transformation-- their skin has a diamond-like quality and that's one of the primary reasons they can't go out in full sunlight because they're like the human equivalent of bedazzlers.
Or something to that effect.