Back before Wrigley got lights, I had a friend who kept saying he was going to write a story about a vampire baseball player who was traded to the Cubs.
Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 10:16:01 am PST #7966 of 28414
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Atropa - Nov 19, 2008 10:20:28 am PST #7967 of 28414
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Amy, your white-font is correct. There really isn't anything more to it than the Cullens play baseball. In a forest clearing. And run super-fast, before the OMG human-eating vampires show up, and deliver the funniest line in the book.
lisah - Nov 19, 2008 10:24:30 am PST #7968 of 28414
Punishingly Intricate
Either that, or a night game.
Wait, isn't one of the things about the Twilight vampires is that they can go out in the sun?
I'm actually going to see the movie on Friday with a group of 30something (and + like me) ladies. I'm hoping it's hilariously bad!
juliana - Nov 19, 2008 10:28:05 am PST #7969 of 28414
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
From an interview with Meyers re: the adaptation from book to movie:
"The vampires have to have the same basic rules as the vampire world I’ve created, which means no fangs, no costumes, they have to sparkle in the sunlight.."
"I am not a vampire fan, and never have been."
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. And being vampier-than-her.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:38:07 am PST #7970 of 28414
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"I am not a vampire fan, and never have been."
Does this even beg the obvious question?
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:39:30 am PST #7971 of 28414
“Not dead yet!”
Does this even beg the obvious question?
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2008 10:42:13 am PST #7972 of 28414
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, go for it. C'mon, you know you want to...
OK:
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Ahem. Feel better now. Appy polly loggies for the ASSCAPS.
Barb - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:28 am PST #7973 of 28414
“Not dead yet!”
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT FUCKING "VAMPIRES" YOU FUCKING HACK?!??!?!??!??
Because it came to her in a dream
::giggles::
erikaj - Nov 19, 2008 10:45:37 am PST #7974 of 28414
Always Anti-fascist!
Here's a thought...write something ELSE. Or think of humanity, madam, and you know, *don't* (/fake Special Comment. Because I am outraged and my cat is innocent.)
Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 10:46:27 am PST #7975 of 28414
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
How, exactly, do they sparkle?