Thanks, Connie!
Sometimes, it's painfully obvious that I have a real addiction to mid-century pulp.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:32 pm PST #2027 of 28344
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:36 pm PST #2028 of 28344
What is even happening?
She had eyes harder than cheeks, softer than bone. What?
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:10:29 pm PST #2029 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"She had eyes harder than the Hope Diamond, and a history twice as cursed."
Nice construction. Reminds me of the line in Ball of Fire describing a sore throat: "Red as the Daily Worker and twice as sore."
Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 1:23:41 pm PST #2030 of 28344
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Plei wins.
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:39 pm PST #2031 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Okay, leave off the "harder than" construction, and describe a crazy person in fandom using a Chandlerian simile.
Dana - Mar 07, 2007 1:35:53 pm PST #2032 of 28344
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
She was nuttier than a pecan pie at Thanksgiving.
(No offense to Nutty.)
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:37:39 pm PST #2033 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(No offense to Nutty.)
That gal makes about as much sense as a cheetah in a squash court.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:40:49 pm PST #2034 of 28344
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I also kinda like...
"She was nuttier than Vin Diesel's package."
"He's crazy like OCD at at the Whack-a-Mole crazy."
"She needs to be hunted down and shot with lithium darts."
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:51 pm PST #2035 of 28344
brillig
I don't know if this makes sense, but it popped into my head
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:43:12 pm PST #2036 of 28344
Always Anti-fascist!
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.