Thanks, Connie!
Sometimes, it's painfully obvious that I have a real addiction to mid-century pulp.
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:32 pm PST #2027 of 28370
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:36 pm PST #2028 of 28370
What is even happening?
She had eyes harder than cheeks, softer than bone. What?
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:10:29 pm PST #2029 of 28370
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"She had eyes harder than the Hope Diamond, and a history twice as cursed."
Nice construction. Reminds me of the line in Ball of Fire describing a sore throat: "Red as the Daily Worker and twice as sore."
Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 1:23:41 pm PST #2030 of 28370
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Plei wins.
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:39 pm PST #2031 of 28370
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Okay, leave off the "harder than" construction, and describe a crazy person in fandom using a Chandlerian simile.
Dana - Mar 07, 2007 1:35:53 pm PST #2032 of 28370
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
She was nuttier than a pecan pie at Thanksgiving.
(No offense to Nutty.)
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:37:39 pm PST #2033 of 28370
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(No offense to Nutty.)
That gal makes about as much sense as a cheetah in a squash court.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:40:49 pm PST #2034 of 28370
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I also kinda like...
"She was nuttier than Vin Diesel's package."
"He's crazy like OCD at at the Whack-a-Mole crazy."
"She needs to be hunted down and shot with lithium darts."
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:51 pm PST #2035 of 28370
brillig
I don't know if this makes sense, but it popped into my head
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:43:12 pm PST #2036 of 28370
Always Anti-fascist!
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.