She had eyes harder than cheeks, softer than bone. What?
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 12:56:36 pm PST #2028 of 28564
What is even happening?
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:10:29 pm PST #2029 of 28564
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"She had eyes harder than the Hope Diamond, and a history twice as cursed."
Nice construction. Reminds me of the line in Ball of Fire describing a sore throat: "Red as the Daily Worker and twice as sore."
Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 1:23:41 pm PST #2030 of 28564
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Plei wins.
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:39 pm PST #2031 of 28564
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Okay, leave off the "harder than" construction, and describe a crazy person in fandom using a Chandlerian simile.
Dana - Mar 07, 2007 1:35:53 pm PST #2032 of 28564
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
She was nuttier than a pecan pie at Thanksgiving.
(No offense to Nutty.)
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:37:39 pm PST #2033 of 28564
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(No offense to Nutty.)
That gal makes about as much sense as a cheetah in a squash court.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:40:49 pm PST #2034 of 28564
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I also kinda like...
"She was nuttier than Vin Diesel's package."
"He's crazy like OCD at at the Whack-a-Mole crazy."
"She needs to be hunted down and shot with lithium darts."
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:51 pm PST #2035 of 28564
brillig
I don't know if this makes sense, but it popped into my head
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:43:12 pm PST #2036 of 28564
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:01 pm PST #2037 of 28564
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
Heh. I like it.
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?