I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:01 pm PST #2037 of 28175
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."

Heh. I like it.

She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.

Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?


erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #2038 of 28175
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...if I were Chandler, I'd say Snatch or gash, I suppose. Or ass, depending. But for myself, I couldn't decide.(And I don't use those words, especially.)


Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 2:03:33 pm PST #2039 of 28175
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.

Never read 'em.

That girl is a few comments short of collapsing.


Karl - Mar 07, 2007 2:40:53 pm PST #2040 of 28175
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

She had eyes harder than a Russian winter, and twice as cold.

And he's as crazy as an American cricketer.


Strega - Mar 07, 2007 2:42:27 pm PST #2041 of 28175

describe a crazy person in fandom

You're trying to get me in trouble.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 2:44:05 pm PST #2042 of 28175
What is even happening?

When BNF found herself three sandwiches short of a picnic, she ate the basket she'd woven under doctor's orders.


Dana - Mar 07, 2007 2:48:05 pm PST #2043 of 28175
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Now, now, BNFs aren't crazy. They just make other people crazy.

She was a crazy as a monkey without a tree.


Sheryl - Mar 07, 2007 2:51:48 pm PST #2044 of 28175
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Her crazy train was stopping at all the stations.

(Ok, I'm not much of a writer)


Miracleman - Mar 07, 2007 2:56:19 pm PST #2045 of 28175
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Crazy as trying to solve a Rubik's cube...with all the stickers taken off.


Laga - Mar 07, 2007 3:02:32 pm PST #2046 of 28175
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Pwnier than a troll with a flamethrower.