"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
Heh. I like it.
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
Heh. I like it.
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?
Yeah...if I were Chandler, I'd say Snatch or gash, I suppose. Or ass, depending. But for myself, I couldn't decide.(And I don't use those words, especially.)
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Never read 'em.
That girl is a few comments short of collapsing.
She had eyes harder than a Russian winter, and twice as cold.
And he's as crazy as an American cricketer.
describe a crazy person in fandom
You're trying to get me in trouble.
When BNF found herself three sandwiches short of a picnic, she ate the basket she'd woven under doctor's orders.
Now, now, BNFs aren't crazy. They just make other people crazy.
She was a crazy as a monkey without a tree.
Her crazy train was stopping at all the stations.
(Ok, I'm not much of a writer)
Crazy as trying to solve a Rubik's cube...with all the stickers taken off.
Pwnier than a troll with a flamethrower.