She had eyes harder than the granite I was taking her for.
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Okay, leave off the "harder than" construction, and describe a crazy person in fandom using a Chandlerian simile.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:39 pm PST #2031 of 28611
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dana - Mar 07, 2007 1:35:53 pm PST #2032 of 28611
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
She was nuttier than a pecan pie at Thanksgiving.
(No offense to Nutty.)
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:37:39 pm PST #2033 of 28611
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(No offense to Nutty.)
That gal makes about as much sense as a cheetah in a squash court.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:40:49 pm PST #2034 of 28611
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I also kinda like...
"She was nuttier than Vin Diesel's package."
"He's crazy like OCD at at the Whack-a-Mole crazy."
"She needs to be hunted down and shot with lithium darts."
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:51 pm PST #2035 of 28611
brillig
I don't know if this makes sense, but it popped into my head
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:43:12 pm PST #2036 of 28611
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:01 pm PST #2037 of 28611
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."
Heh. I like it.
She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.
Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #2038 of 28611
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Yeah...if I were Chandler, I'd say Snatch or gash, I suppose. Or ass, depending. But for myself, I couldn't decide.(And I don't use those words, especially.)
Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 2:03:33 pm PST #2039 of 28611
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.
Never read 'em.
That girl is a few comments short of collapsing.
Karl - Mar 07, 2007 2:40:53 pm PST #2040 of 28611
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
She had eyes harder than a Russian winter, and twice as cold.
And he's as crazy as an American cricketer.