Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:43:12 pm PST #2036 of 28611
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:01 pm PST #2037 of 28611
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Her Froot Loops came in weird colors."

Heh. I like it.

She had eyes harder than Condi's hindparts.

Hindparts is a little maidenly, eh?


erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #2038 of 28611
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Yeah...if I were Chandler, I'd say Snatch or gash, I suppose. Or ass, depending. But for myself, I couldn't decide.(And I don't use those words, especially.)


Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2007 2:03:33 pm PST #2039 of 28611
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ouch. That's practically Xanthian.

Never read 'em.

That girl is a few comments short of collapsing.


Karl - Mar 07, 2007 2:40:53 pm PST #2040 of 28611
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

She had eyes harder than a Russian winter, and twice as cold.

And he's as crazy as an American cricketer.


Strega - Mar 07, 2007 2:42:27 pm PST #2041 of 28611

describe a crazy person in fandom

You're trying to get me in trouble.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 2:44:05 pm PST #2042 of 28611
What is even happening?

When BNF found herself three sandwiches short of a picnic, she ate the basket she'd woven under doctor's orders.


Dana - Mar 07, 2007 2:48:05 pm PST #2043 of 28611
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Now, now, BNFs aren't crazy. They just make other people crazy.

She was a crazy as a monkey without a tree.


Sheryl - Mar 07, 2007 2:51:48 pm PST #2044 of 28611
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Her crazy train was stopping at all the stations.

(Ok, I'm not much of a writer)


Miracleman - Mar 07, 2007 2:56:19 pm PST #2045 of 28611
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Crazy as trying to solve a Rubik's cube...with all the stickers taken off.