I always wanted a style like this:
I want you to have that style! Maybe we need to find you a more better stylist.
Hec, is there any chance that your source is just mistaken?
Really unlikely. My source heard it directly from one of my other bosses. It wasn't ambiguous either. "He's going to be fired at the end of the month. Nothing he can do about it. It's already been decided. Minimal severance." My source would have no motive to mislead me. To the contrary.
I think my nice boss is being kept in the dark. She was overruled when LA Boss nixed the hire of my minion.
Yesterday on Sesame Street we had the Body Image Demon Battling Snuffy.
Today?
Destiny's Child teaching them to walk.
::headdesk::
Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
Must go prepare my own personal Insane Boss story and heap it with extra bitterness and malice.
whaps Epic
Why do always come in here and correct me??
Duh! Cause I'm always wrong.
Destiny's Child was teaching Zoe, Elmo, and Grover to walk. Mind you, a few months ago, Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child ate it on stage while walking. Face plant in front of a billion people.
Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
Because of their body image isues. They walk hunched over, trying desperately not to draw attention to themselves. They need to learn to strut, they need a walk that says "Check up on it - my body's too bootylicious!!"
I want you to have that style! Maybe we need to find you a more better stylist.
I tried with 3 different stylists, which makes me think maybe its my hair...
ETA: Beyonce can come teach me to walk any day.
