Yesterday on Sesame Street we had the Body Image Demon Battling Snuffy.
Today?
Destiny's Child teaching them to walk.
::headdesk::
Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?
Snyder ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Aims - Mar 29, 2006 12:29:47 pm PST #5995 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
EpicTangent - Mar 29, 2006 12:34:23 pm PST #5996 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
Katerina Bee - Mar 29, 2006 12:38:00 pm PST #5997 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Must go prepare my own personal Insane Boss story and heap it with extra bitterness and malice.
Aims - Mar 29, 2006 12:40:31 pm PST #5998 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
whaps Epic
Why do always come in here and correct me??
Duh! Cause I'm always wrong.
Destiny's Child was teaching Zoe, Elmo, and Grover to walk. Mind you, a few months ago, Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child ate it on stage while walking. Face plant in front of a billion people.
billytea - Mar 29, 2006 12:40:37 pm PST #5999 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
Because of their body image isues. They walk hunched over, trying desperately not to draw attention to themselves. They need to learn to strut, they need a walk that says "Check up on it - my body's too bootylicious!!"
billytea - Mar 29, 2006 12:42:52 pm PST #6000 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ooh! Slumbernut?
Glamcookie - Mar 29, 2006 12:43:15 pm PST #6001 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I want you to have that style! Maybe we need to find you a more better stylist.
I tried with 3 different stylists, which makes me think maybe its my hair...
ETA: Beyonce can come teach me to walk any day.
Trudy Booth - Mar 29, 2006 12:43:32 pm PST #6002 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
but they don't have LEGS
Aims - Mar 29, 2006 12:45:01 pm PST #6003 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Who don't got legs?
brenda m - Mar 29, 2006 12:45:10 pm PST #6004 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh yes, KB, please do.