'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
whaps Epic
Why do always come in here and correct me??
Duh! Cause I'm always wrong.
Destiny's Child was teaching Zoe, Elmo, and Grover to walk. Mind you, a few months ago, Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child ate it on stage while walking. Face plant in front of a billion people.
Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
Because of their body image isues. They walk hunched over, trying desperately not to draw attention to themselves. They need to learn to strut, they need a walk that says "Check up on it - my body's too bootylicious!!"
Ooh! Slumbernut?
I want you to have that style! Maybe we need to find you a more better stylist.
I tried with 3 different stylists, which makes me think maybe its my hair...
ETA: Beyonce can come teach me to walk any day.
but they don't have LEGS
Who don't got legs?
Oh yes, KB, please do.
Elmo, etc. don't have legs.
They don't walk, they sorta bounce along.
whaps Epic
Ah, it's good to be home.
Destiny's Child was teaching Zoe, Elmo, and Grover to walk.
But, but, Grover's not a baby. He runs in that whole Near/Far thing. Plus, he's a superhero. He can fly. Why should he need their help?
Maybe BT's got the right of it. He needed to be taught to Strut.
Excellent - palindromic slut.
Just heard from my source. It's definitely still on. Nice boss totally knows and is lying. They just don't know if it's happening this week because she was out sick and they didn't know if she'd be in at the end of the week.
Basically they can't get their shit together and they're chickenshit about doing it. God. What fuckweasels.