Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Must go prepare my own personal Insane Boss story and heap it with extra bitterness and malice.
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Why do always come in here and correct me??
Duh! Cause I'm always wrong.
Destiny's Child was teaching Zoe, Elmo, and Grover to walk. Mind you, a few months ago, Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child ate it on stage while walking. Face plant in front of a billion people.
Why do the BID's need Beyonce et al to teach them to walk?
Because of their body image isues. They walk hunched over, trying desperately not to draw attention to themselves. They need to learn to strut, they need a walk that says "Check up on it - my body's too bootylicious!!"
Ooh! Slumbernut?
I want you to have that style! Maybe we need to find you a more better stylist.
I tried with 3 different stylists, which makes me think maybe its my hair...
ETA: Beyonce can come teach me to walk any day.
but they don't have LEGS
Who don't got legs?
Oh yes, KB, please do.
Elmo, etc. don't have legs.
They don't walk, they sorta bounce along.