And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


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Aims - Mar 29, 2006 12:45:01 pm PST #6003 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Who don't got legs?


brenda m - Mar 29, 2006 12:45:10 pm PST #6004 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh yes, KB, please do.


Trudy Booth - Mar 29, 2006 12:47:06 pm PST #6005 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Elmo, etc. don't have legs.

They don't walk, they sorta bounce along.


EpicTangent - Mar 29, 2006 12:49:12 pm PST #6006 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

whaps Epic

Ah, it's good to be home.

Destiny's Child was teaching Zoe, Elmo, and Grover to walk.

But, but, Grover's not a baby. He runs in that whole Near/Far thing. Plus, he's a superhero. He can fly. Why should he need their help?

Maybe BT's got the right of it. He needed to be taught to Strut.

Excellent - palindromic slut.


DavidS - Mar 29, 2006 12:52:22 pm PST #6007 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Just heard from my source. It's definitely still on. Nice boss totally knows and is lying. They just don't know if it's happening this week because she was out sick and they didn't know if she'd be in at the end of the week.

Basically they can't get their shit together and they're chickenshit about doing it. God. What fuckweasels.


Aims - Mar 29, 2006 12:52:39 pm PST #6008 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They don't walk, they sorta bounce along.

They have legs. Zoe even wears tights and ballet shoes.


Glamcookie - Mar 29, 2006 12:52:57 pm PST #6009 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Dude, that is so shitty.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 12:54:03 pm PST #6010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nice boss totally knows and is lying.

I think she's relinquished rights to that title. She may be had-no-other-choice boss, but not Nice Boss anymore.


brenda m - Mar 29, 2006 12:54:50 pm PST #6011 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Fuck fuck fuck. This is so unbelievably shitty. And you know what? Especially fuck Nice Boss. What did she think, you were going to go postal on her in her office if she leveled with you?


Trudy Booth - Mar 29, 2006 12:56:19 pm PST #6012 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nice Boss could be trying to get him a better deal. If keeping her mouth shut helps with that she gets to keep her title.