Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Mar 29, 2006 11:35:37 am PST #5986 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Oooh, pretty. Gorgeous tone shading! I think you'll be looking completely glamorous and mysterious too.


Sparky1 - Mar 29, 2006 11:35:53 am PST #5987 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

What if ChiKat likes the foam?

She can order her new minon to bring her the beverage of her choice. I'm just the voice encouraging her from many miles away to be a wee bit bad.

Pretty scarf, vw.


Glamcookie - Mar 29, 2006 11:44:17 am PST #5988 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I always wanted a style like this:

[link]

But I ended up with what looked more like a bowl cut the 2 or 3 times I tried to get it. t shudder


EpicTangent - Mar 29, 2006 12:00:54 pm PST #5989 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Pretty scarf, vw. Actually looks a lot like the one I'm wearing today, except mine's in variegated pinks. Headscarf buddies!

GC, I think you'd look great in that cut! However, if you can't find a stylist who can do it without making your hair look like it belongs on Moe, perhaps it is better to compromise.

Nora, you must have accidentally dried on Hot. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it).

erika, story sounds fun. Something to look forward to.

Buffista booksluttery. It's the universal constant. I'm pretty sure you could carve your own shelves in to the wall with a potato peeler.

Y'know, I've been thinking about moving - and a place with infinitely expandable bookshelves...I could get into that.


Laura - Mar 29, 2006 12:07:19 pm PST #5990 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Insent Brenda with my insane boss story.

eta: not that there was only one insane boss, but I only sent one story


libkitty - Mar 29, 2006 12:10:18 pm PST #5991 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Hec, is there any chance that your source is just mistaken? Not that she had malice, but just got it wrong? In any case, much ~ma because I'm sure you must be on tenterhooks.

{{{vw}}} and ~ma to all those who need it.


lisah - Mar 29, 2006 12:11:45 pm PST #5992 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Brenda, is it okay to pass the request for craxy boss stories on to friends? I personally have (thank dogs) no real crazy boss stories (yet) but I have a friend (who is also a very good writer) who has a couple of doozies.


brenda m - Mar 29, 2006 12:17:59 pm PST #5993 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yes, please do!

Thanks, Laura!


DavidS - Mar 29, 2006 12:20:06 pm PST #5994 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I always wanted a style like this:

I want you to have that style! Maybe we need to find you a more better stylist.

Hec, is there any chance that your source is just mistaken?

Really unlikely. My source heard it directly from one of my other bosses. It wasn't ambiguous either. "He's going to be fired at the end of the month. Nothing he can do about it. It's already been decided. Minimal severance." My source would have no motive to mislead me. To the contrary.

I think my nice boss is being kept in the dark. She was overruled when LA Boss nixed the hire of my minion.


Aims - Mar 29, 2006 12:29:47 pm PST #5995 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yesterday on Sesame Street we had the Body Image Demon Battling Snuffy.

Today?

Destiny's Child teaching them to walk.

::headdesk::