Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 3:03:58 pm PST #3896 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anyway, it's a wonderful thing that people are here, and that there's pretty much always somebody to talk to.

Except for the times she's falling over for no reason!

::orders large roll of bubblewrap to be fitted around vw's head::

ION, identify the author of this Buffista quote:

I have no idea whether mysteries still qualify as genre, but this was back in the late 80s at an East Coast college whose English dept. faculty revered the short, spare, dry as a dry martini left undrunk on the small side table of a New England home inhabited by characters in Carver stories, left there after a perfunctory but necessary cocktail party attended by weary prep-school faculty members who occasionally moonlighted as characters in Cheever novels and discovered weeks later by yet another prep-school faculty member who was housesitting for the homeowner, who spent many hours of his housesitting time regarding the now-empty glass with its now only faintly visible rime of evaporated gin and pondering the growing awareness that he had not been invited to this faculty cocktail party, then going into his colleague's bedroom bathed in the bleached-out comfortless light of a New England winter afternoon, opening his dresser drawers, and contemplating his wife's underwear for hours, short story.

That kind of story.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 3:06:55 pm PST #3897 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

ION, identify the author of this Buffista quote:

Either (1) your wife or (2) Nutty. t edit Or (3) possibly Madrigal.


DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 3:09:01 pm PST #3898 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Either (1) your wife or (2) Nutty. Or (3) possibly Madrigal.

One of your answers is correct!

I think you are also correct in identifying the three most likely people for that kind of riff. However, the giveaway is the bitterness.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 3:10:28 pm PST #3899 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm going with (1) your wife.

Yes? No? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS HOLY, JUST TELL ME!!!!!


billytea - Mar 16, 2006 3:10:31 pm PST #3900 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

One of your answers is correct!

I guess JZ. The only other Buffistas I'd see it being are erinaceous or you.


Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:14:20 pm PST #3901 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I guess Nutty.


DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 3:15:59 pm PST #3902 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's JZ. She's filled with creamy resentment.

ID this Buffista! Note: I'm only picking what I feel are representative quotes from the writer's ouevre. Things which are tonally distinct.

All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.


Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:16:57 pm PST #3903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Allyson.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 3:18:26 pm PST #3904 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

However, the giveaway is the bitterness.

I disagree. The giveaway is the ramble. Well, not ramble, but her sentences aren't terse. They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.


billytea - Mar 16, 2006 3:21:05 pm PST #3905 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.

I'm going with Strega.