'Never Leave Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
However, the giveaway is the bitterness.
I disagree. The giveaway is the ramble. Well, not ramble, but her sentences aren't terse. They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.
All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.
I'm going with Strega.
Allyson.
Ding!
They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.
Awww, see now, she's going to get all flustered and happy now.
ID this buffista:
Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"
Plei.
I'm going with Strega.
I wouldn't have pegged Strega as wielding a ten-inch penis. In a quote. It was Allyson.
Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"
Plei, but I know that b/c I recognize the actual quote, not the style.
(Dude, I *love* when you play "Guess the Buffista"!)
I didn't recognize the quote, I just associate anything with spoliers with Plei.
Ok, I'm almost packed and ready to head up to Canberra for my sister's wedding. Which is just as well, because I realised when I woke up this morning, I left my good shoes and only suit at work. Detour city, here we come.
It was indeed Ple.
Have fun in Canberra, bt!
ID the Buffista!
When I was a little girl I wanted to be Indiana Jones. In a tiara. And have a secret life as a queen.
Now I realize that when I was a little girl, I wanted to be a gay archaeologist.
Fay.