It's JZ. She's filled with creamy resentment.
ID this Buffista! Note: I'm only picking what I feel are representative quotes from the writer's ouevre. Things which are tonally distinct.
All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.
However, the giveaway is the bitterness.
I disagree. The giveaway is the ramble. Well, not ramble, but her sentences aren't terse. They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.
Allyson.
Ding!
They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.
Awww, see now, she's going to get all flustered and happy now.
ID this buffista:
Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"
I'm going with Strega.
I wouldn't have pegged Strega as wielding a ten-inch penis. In a quote. It was Allyson.
Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"
Plei, but I know that b/c I recognize the actual quote, not the style.
(Dude, I *love* when you play "Guess the Buffista"!)
I didn't recognize the quote, I just associate anything with spoliers with Plei.
Ok, I'm almost packed and ready to head up to Canberra for my sister's wedding. Which is just as well, because I realised when I woke up this morning, I left my good shoes and only suit at work. Detour city, here we come.
