I guess Nutty.
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:14:20 pm PST #3901 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 3:15:59 pm PST #3902 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's JZ. She's filled with creamy resentment.
ID this Buffista! Note: I'm only picking what I feel are representative quotes from the writer's ouevre. Things which are tonally distinct.
All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.
Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:16:57 pm PST #3903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson.
Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 3:18:26 pm PST #3904 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
However, the giveaway is the bitterness.
I disagree. The giveaway is the ramble. Well, not ramble, but her sentences aren't terse. They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.
billytea - Mar 16, 2006 3:21:05 pm PST #3905 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.
I'm going with Strega.
DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 3:22:54 pm PST #3906 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Allyson.
Ding!
They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.
Awww, see now, she's going to get all flustered and happy now.
ID this buffista:
Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"
Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:23:26 pm PST #3907 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Plei.
DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 3:23:51 pm PST #3908 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm going with Strega.
I wouldn't have pegged Strega as wielding a ten-inch penis. In a quote. It was Allyson.
Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 3:25:34 pm PST #3909 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"
Plei, but I know that b/c I recognize the actual quote, not the style.
(Dude, I *love* when you play "Guess the Buffista"!)
Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:27:33 pm PST #3910 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I didn't recognize the quote, I just associate anything with spoliers with Plei.