Allyson.

Ding!

They're not-terse in a totally different way than, say, Fay's not-terseness. Still -- the eloquent ramble in which not a single word is extraneous? That's pure JZ, and it's a thing of beauty.

Awww, see now, she's going to get all flustered and happy now.

ID this buffista:

Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"

Plei.

I'm going with Strega.

I wouldn't have pegged Strega as wielding a ten-inch penis. In a quote. It was Allyson.

Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"

Plei, but I know that b/c I recognize the actual quote, not the style.

(Dude, I *love* when you play "Guess the Buffista"!)

I didn't recognize the quote, I just associate anything with spoliers with Plei.

Ok, I'm almost packed and ready to head up to Canberra for my sister's wedding. Which is just as well, because I realised when I woke up this morning, I left my good shoes and only suit at work. Detour city, here we come.

It was indeed Ple.

Have fun in Canberra, bt!

ID the Buffista!

When I was a little girl I wanted to be Indiana Jones. In a tiara. And have a secret life as a queen.

Now I realize that when I was a little girl, I wanted to be a gay archaeologist.

Fay.

The tiara suggests Aimee.

Fay.

Fay is, as Teppy noted, more rambly. She tends to build up a head of steam. ita is the anti-Fay in her quippage. She's drier than the metaphorical martini of JZ's post.

The tiara suggests Aimee.

I thought that too! But no.