River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 7:50:29 am PST #1813 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

sj, it sounds like a good release.

Lordy, please spare me any more public patrons who want the Anna Nicole Smith case explained to them. Especially the ones who believe they're entitled to some of the money. KTHXBYE!


EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2006 7:52:05 am PST #1814 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Ha! perhaps that is where I got the "cheery yellow" bit.

My brain didn't immediately go there, but it did immediately know what you were quoting.

No. That's exactly where my mind went too. Just the fact that Vortex described the construction equipment as being a cheery yellow made me smile wide.

Whew.

...

Interesting. Pride ourselves on our "uniqueness," but never want the answer to "is it just me?" to be "Yes." Hmmmmmm.

Thankfully (or not) the snack machine of calories and preservatives is empty.

Noooo! Or yay! Tricky.

Nothing got solved, but I feel a little better.

Glad that you at least feel a bit less weight on your shoulders.

Right now I am having a doughnut and a hot chocolate and watching Welcome to the Hellmouth.

Sounds like an excellent start.

Lordy, please spare me any more public patrons who want the Anna Nicole Smith case explained to them. Especially the ones who believe they're entitled to some of the money.

Um, huh?


Nicole - Mar 01, 2006 7:55:49 am PST #1815 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I should learn not to underestimate how helpful a total breakdown can be.

It's funny sometimes how much I'll fight a breakdown only to feel so damn relieved after I lose the battle. I hope you're feeling better today, girlie. {{{sj}}}

Re: the parking tickets - I'll probably just end up paying them. If I send a letter, they'll likely just respond with "we don't agree with you, now pay us" and disputing it in person is almost laughable. Handling it over the phone would be such a blessing, I only wish I had that option. Feh.

Oh goodie! Time for a 1 x 1 with my boss. The day just keeps getting better and better.


Spidra Webster - Mar 01, 2006 7:57:52 am PST #1816 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Lordy, please spare me any more public patrons who want the Anna Nicole Smith case explained to them. Especially the ones who believe they're entitled to some of the money.

Bwahahahahaha! Heh. I'm sorry you're getting saddled with that, Sparky. Man, it's funny and depressing how many bone-stupid Americans there are.


sj - Mar 01, 2006 7:58:00 am PST #1817 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hope you're feeling better today, girlie.

Thanks. I already feel tons better.

Time for a 1 x 1 with my boss.

Good luck!


beth b - Mar 01, 2006 7:58:11 am PST #1818 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sparky,I 'd like some of that money if you can figure out how


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 7:58:49 am PST #1819 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Um, huh?

I work in a law library, Epic, that is open to the public. All the delusional people come to us with questions.

Sparky,I 'd like some of that money if you can figure out how

Seeing as it is tax time, we've had a run of people trying to figure out how to make themselves over into churches, and the seasonal tax protesters.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 7:59:29 am PST #1820 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh goodie! Time for a 1 x 1 with my boss.

My first reaction was: You're gonna hit him with a piece of wood like a 2 x 4, but smaller?


Spidra Webster - Mar 01, 2006 8:01:41 am PST #1821 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

we've had a run of people trying to figure out how to make themselves over into churches

Worked for L. Ron Hubbard. Grrrrrrrr.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2006 8:14:51 am PST #1822 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't even find the words to describe this -- instructions on setting up an illegal abortion clinic in cases where hiring a doctor is impossible (just in case South Dakota needs it). The comments are equally powerful.

I can't make up my mind how I feel about it. I feel very strongly about abortion rights (especially since the South Dakota law makes to exceptions for pregnancies resulting from rape), but abortion is still surgery. Surgery should be done by doctors. The thought of someone performing an abortion based on a procedure they read in a blog is frankly terrifying. I suppose it's better than performing an abortion with no guidelines at all, but there is no way for anyone who hasn't been to medical school to know how safe or accurate the information she's presenting is. -- she admits right off the bat that she's just repeating shit she's read. I just don't know. I hope that it's good medical information, and I hope nobody ever has to use it.