And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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sj - Mar 01, 2006 7:58:00 am PST #1817 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hope you're feeling better today, girlie.

Thanks. I already feel tons better.

Time for a 1 x 1 with my boss.

Good luck!


beth b - Mar 01, 2006 7:58:11 am PST #1818 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sparky,I 'd like some of that money if you can figure out how


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 7:58:49 am PST #1819 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Um, huh?

I work in a law library, Epic, that is open to the public. All the delusional people come to us with questions.

Sparky,I 'd like some of that money if you can figure out how

Seeing as it is tax time, we've had a run of people trying to figure out how to make themselves over into churches, and the seasonal tax protesters.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 7:59:29 am PST #1820 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh goodie! Time for a 1 x 1 with my boss.

My first reaction was: You're gonna hit him with a piece of wood like a 2 x 4, but smaller?


Spidra Webster - Mar 01, 2006 8:01:41 am PST #1821 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

we've had a run of people trying to figure out how to make themselves over into churches

Worked for L. Ron Hubbard. Grrrrrrrr.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2006 8:14:51 am PST #1822 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't even find the words to describe this -- instructions on setting up an illegal abortion clinic in cases where hiring a doctor is impossible (just in case South Dakota needs it). The comments are equally powerful.

I can't make up my mind how I feel about it. I feel very strongly about abortion rights (especially since the South Dakota law makes to exceptions for pregnancies resulting from rape), but abortion is still surgery. Surgery should be done by doctors. The thought of someone performing an abortion based on a procedure they read in a blog is frankly terrifying. I suppose it's better than performing an abortion with no guidelines at all, but there is no way for anyone who hasn't been to medical school to know how safe or accurate the information she's presenting is. -- she admits right off the bat that she's just repeating shit she's read. I just don't know. I hope that it's good medical information, and I hope nobody ever has to use it.


beth b - Mar 01, 2006 8:18:50 am PST #1823 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It is how they used to be performed. Which is why so many women died from botched abortions. Which is probbably the srongest reason for makeing abortion legal and available. they will happen anyway. they have exsisted for a long time. they will continue.


SuziQ - Mar 01, 2006 8:22:32 am PST #1824 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Nicole - writing a letter regarding the tickets is most likely to be responded to with a "well ok" than a "no". That is how I've had my last two non-delinquent parking tickets dismissed.


beth b - Mar 01, 2006 8:23:44 am PST #1825 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

and in news of my health... ( I know you were waiting for this)

I will be going to work today. However, after being at the coffee shop for a few hours , I decicded that the grocery store gets to wait.


SuziQ - Mar 01, 2006 8:25:00 am PST #1826 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok, cow-worker two cubes over has been on the phone for an hour. Non-business. I know too much about her life. I'm so glad the toilet flushes. SHUT UP!!!!

*deep breath*

So, how be everyone?