So,

The Teaching of Buddha

the little book I got at the Buddhist temple during my niece's welcome ceremony (I can no longer remember if that is what it was called) and produced by the Society of the Promotion of Buddha) doesn't really answer the question with a nice clear definition of a bodhisattva.

I think it would really blow to become one with the universe and then have to start all over again with being a cockroach.

That's not how bodhisatvas work. Although, I suppose, some might, if it's cockroaches they wanted to teach.

Wait, wait --

Michael’s mouth, [...], rested on her bare chest as his lips continued nuzzling the woman’s breasts.

I would have thought that 'lips' are an integral part of 'mouth' at least on most normal faces.

I flashed on a shudderingly horrible picture of his face planted in between her breasts, with his lips roaming around separately like some disembodied hand from a horror movie, trying to find some nipple. I'm glad you wondered about those roaming lips too. I thought I was the only one.

Just like that Angel villan who could detach parts of his body.

And now I'm all grossed out.

And now I'm all grossed out.

But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.

Almost as much fun as shagging Mr. Fantastic.

But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.

raise your hand if ewwww

t hand raised

I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.

ewwwww.

I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.

(raising hand) Major ew factor.