But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.
raise your hand if ewwww
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Lee - Jul 30, 2004 8:36:50 am PDT #8709 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Connie Neil - Jul 30, 2004 8:40:07 am PDT #8710 of 10000
brillig
t hand raised
I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.
Dana - Jul 30, 2004 11:04:42 am PDT #8711 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
ewwwww.
Nearmiss - Jul 30, 2004 11:46:49 am PDT #8712 of 10000
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.
(raising hand) Major ew factor.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2004 11:48:40 am PDT #8713 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If he's using one hand to get snacks, you need to move on to another dismembered man. That's just rude.
Lee - Jul 30, 2004 11:55:34 am PDT #8714 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It's the lack of hand, and not the lack of the head, with its looking and thinking and tongue that you think is rude?
Huh.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2004 11:57:13 am PDT #8715 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You don't need a tongue, much less a mouth to watch TV.
Eyes would be nice, but if he needs to navigate by feel, so be it. Just as long as all hands are on deck, or at least near it, at attention.
Consuela - Jul 30, 2004 12:04:56 pm PDT #8716 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Huh. Just read a really fun Buffy/Stargate crossover. Lots of entertaining dialog, a fair number of explosions, and the writer did a halfway decent job (as decent as one can, anyway) handling the wackiness of a world in which both goa'uld and vampires exist. Plus, the characters pretty much worked, although Daniel didn't really have much to do besides marvel at Giles' library.
But it's fun seeing Xander and O'Neill snark at each other.
Find it here. Yay for Crack_Van!
Connie Neil - Jul 30, 2004 12:09:45 pm PDT #8717 of 10000
brillig
Gosh, I'll have to read that. Though all I know of Stargate is what I catch as Hubby's watching it. And from the first movie.
Michele T. - Jul 30, 2004 12:18:31 pm PDT #8718 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
I don't think that bodhisattvas become extinguished and then return, I think that they get to the point where they will be at Nirvana but are not extinguished yet and say, "wait, there is still more suffering in this world, I cannot leave yet" or something and don't do it.
That is my understanding as a sometime student but not adherent of Buddhism.