Wait, wait --
Michael’s mouth, [...], rested on her bare chest as his lips continued nuzzling the woman’s breasts.
I would have thought that 'lips' are an integral part of 'mouth' at least on most normal faces.
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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Theodosia - Jul 30, 2004 7:44:30 am PDT #8705 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Deena - Jul 30, 2004 8:14:07 am PDT #8706 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
I flashed on a shudderingly horrible picture of his face planted in between her breasts, with his lips roaming around separately like some disembodied hand from a horror movie, trying to find some nipple. I'm glad you wondered about those roaming lips too. I thought I was the only one.
Connie Neil - Jul 30, 2004 8:24:23 am PDT #8707 of 10000
brillig
Just like that Angel villan who could detach parts of his body.
And now I'm all grossed out.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2004 8:35:37 am PDT #8708 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And now I'm all grossed out.
But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.
Almost as much fun as shagging Mr. Fantastic.
Lee - Jul 30, 2004 8:36:50 am PDT #8709 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.
raise your hand if ewwww
Connie Neil - Jul 30, 2004 8:40:07 am PDT #8710 of 10000
brillig
t hand raised
I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.
Dana - Jul 30, 2004 11:04:42 am PDT #8711 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
ewwwww.
Nearmiss - Jul 30, 2004 11:46:49 am PDT #8712 of 10000
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.
(raising hand) Major ew factor.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2004 11:48:40 am PDT #8713 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If he's using one hand to get snacks, you need to move on to another dismembered man. That's just rude.
Lee - Jul 30, 2004 11:55:34 am PDT #8714 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It's the lack of hand, and not the lack of the head, with its looking and thinking and tongue that you think is rude?
Huh.