'Shindig'
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And now I'm all grossed out.
But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.
Almost as much fun as shagging Mr. Fantastic.
But having sex with him would be so...well, you don't have to worry about flexibility, or getting limbs tangled, or anything. Think of the things he could do to you simultaneously.
raise your hand if ewwww
t hand raised
I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.
ewwwww.
I'm picturing the head ducking out to the living room watching football and one hand in the kitchen getting snacks.
(raising hand) Major ew factor.
If he's using one hand to get snacks, you need to move on to another dismembered man. That's just rude.
It's the lack of hand, and not the lack of the head, with its looking and thinking and tongue that you think is rude?
Huh.
You don't need a tongue, much less a mouth to watch TV.
Eyes would be nice, but if he needs to navigate by feel, so be it. Just as long as all hands are on deck, or at least near it, at attention.
Huh. Just read a really fun Buffy/Stargate crossover. Lots of entertaining dialog, a fair number of explosions, and the writer did a halfway decent job (as decent as one can, anyway) handling the wackiness of a world in which both goa'uld and vampires exist. Plus, the characters pretty much worked, although Daniel didn't really have much to do besides marvel at Giles' library.
But it's fun seeing Xander and O'Neill snark at each other.
Find it here. Yay for Crack_Van!
Gosh, I'll have to read that. Though all I know of Stargate is what I catch as Hubby's watching it. And from the first movie.