Are the bosses riding around the hallways on colorful floats, throwing the beads to the employees?
Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Feb 27, 2006 11:06:06 am PST #9888 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 11:08:11 am PST #9889 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, they're selling "Employee Appreciation Mardi Gras beads" here at work for people to give their co-workers.
So you just need to decide if you want to send the message that you don't appreciate your co-workers, or that you want to see their boobs.
Yep. Good plan there.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 11:10:18 am PST #9890 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
To be fair, I scored a huge amount of beads (and a Zulu coconut and a very pretty porcelain mask) at my only Mardi Gras without showing the remotest amount of mammary.
Didn't see many boobs either, or at least, not during parades.
Burrell - Feb 27, 2006 11:13:29 am PST #9891 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I know someone who HATES pandas. I so want to send her that panda kindergarten link. In her view, pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2006 11:16:23 am PST #9892 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
boom! Durex shopping.
I learned over the weekend that comdoms sold in America aren't labeled with the size, but that the name of the condom is going to be a clue. If it's just name, with no embellishments (i.e., Trojan, Ramses -- not Trojan Ultra, Ramses Sensitive), then you can assume it's a size medium.
If the name has embellishments, if the very first word after the brand begins with an "S" (i.e., Ramses Sensitive), then it's a size small. The size large condoms are pretty easy to identify, since they're generally named something like Trojan Ultra, or Ramses Super Mega Monolith, or -- I shit you not -- Kong.
Nifty, eh?
Also, the female condom was originally created to be for gay male anal sex, but the manufacturers knew they could never market it that way.
Burrell - Feb 27, 2006 11:18:52 am PST #9893 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Why Steph, look at you, you're a treasure trove of condom info. Seriously.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 11:18:54 am PST #9894 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
Bastards!
Nifty, eh?
My brain hurts.
I can only imagine the chick that stocks up, unknowingly, on Ramses Sensitive just in case she should ever get laid having an embarassing moment when she whips them out for her unprepared suitor.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 11:18:57 am PST #9895 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
eta: Wait, is there a Ramses Kong Sensitive?
JZ - Feb 27, 2006 11:20:48 am PST #9896 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
Toughen up, ya big puss.
Sean K - Feb 27, 2006 11:20:54 am PST #9897 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
In her view, pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
I can see this as decent reasons to dislike a person, but an animal???
Also, Steph, what have you been reading lately?