'Harm's Way'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ION, they're selling "Employee Appreciation Mardi Gras beads" here at work for people to give their co-workers.
So you just need to decide if you want to send the message that you don't appreciate your co-workers, or that you want to see their boobs.
Yep. Good plan there.
To be fair, I scored a huge amount of beads (and a Zulu coconut and a very pretty porcelain mask) at my only Mardi Gras without showing the remotest amount of mammary.
Didn't see many boobs either, or at least, not during parades.
I know someone who HATES pandas. I so want to send her that panda kindergarten link. In her view, pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
boom! Durex shopping.
I learned over the weekend that comdoms sold in America aren't labeled with the size, but that the name of the condom is going to be a clue. If it's just name, with no embellishments (i.e., Trojan, Ramses -- not Trojan Ultra, Ramses Sensitive), then you can assume it's a size medium.
If the name has embellishments, if the very first word after the brand begins with an "S" (i.e., Ramses Sensitive), then it's a size small. The size large condoms are pretty easy to identify, since they're generally named something like Trojan Ultra, or Ramses Super Mega Monolith, or -- I shit you not -- Kong.
Nifty, eh?
Also, the female condom was originally created to be for gay male anal sex, but the manufacturers knew they could never market it that way.
Why Steph, look at you, you're a treasure trove of condom info. Seriously.
pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
Bastards!
Nifty, eh?
My brain hurts.
I can only imagine the chick that stocks up, unknowingly, on Ramses Sensitive just in case she should ever get laid having an embarassing moment when she whips them out for her unprepared suitor.
So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
eta: Wait, is there a Ramses Kong Sensitive?
So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
Toughen up, ya big puss.
In her view, pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
I can see this as decent reasons to dislike a person, but an animal???
Also, Steph, what have you been reading lately?
Am I just super-skeptical today? Both of those make me want to hit Snopes. But I don't mean to malign the Tep.