So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
eta: Wait, is there a Ramses Kong Sensitive?
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 11:18:57 am PST #9895 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Feb 27, 2006 11:20:48 am PST #9896 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
Toughen up, ya big puss.
Sean K - Feb 27, 2006 11:20:54 am PST #9897 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
In her view, pandas are just stupid and lazy and have evolved a supremely inefficient digestive system.
I can see this as decent reasons to dislike a person, but an animal???
Also, Steph, what have you been reading lately?
brenda m - Feb 27, 2006 11:22:47 am PST #9898 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Am I just super-skeptical today? Both of those make me want to hit Snopes. But I don't mean to malign the Tep.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2006 11:23:31 am PST #9899 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Why Steph, look at you, you're a treasure trove of condom info. Seriously.
Heh. Actually, I learned it from a safer sex seminar taught by a gay man. I also learned that STDs are now called STIs.
I can only imagine the chick that stocks up, unknowingly, on Ramses Sensitive just in case she should ever get laid having an embarassing moment when she whips them out for her unprepared suitor.
Ah, but if it's called "Ultra Sensitive," or "Extra Sensitive," then it's probably just a medium. It's only when the *first* word after the brand starts with an "S" that it's small.
So what are you supposed to do if you want a "Sensitive" condom but have a big cock?
Get one of the aforementioned Ultra Sensitive.
Also, you can fit a small condom over your forearm all the way up to the elbow. And ain't nobody's cock THAT big.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2006 11:24:25 am PST #9900 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
But I don't mean to malign the Tep.
Eh, you're really maligning the gay dude who gave the seminar.
Burrell - Feb 27, 2006 11:28:11 am PST #9901 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I can see this as decent reasons to dislike a person, but an animal???
Okay, now *that* cracks me up because I'm sitting here trying to imagine it. "Ooo, if she were just stupid and lazy, that'd be bad enough, but no, she's so damn skinny too! I hate her!"
I guess it strikes me as funny, funny that she hates pandas so much, and her reasons seem funny to me too. I think it really has to do with the two or so years she lived in China and the fact that the Chinese are over the top in their love of all things panda.
Calli - Feb 27, 2006 11:28:17 am PST #9902 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Say, Steph, was that seminar by the guy who did the sex tips for slash writers? He's good.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2006 11:33:03 am PST #9903 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Say, Steph, was that seminar by the guy who did the sex tips for slash writers? He's good.
Hmm. His name is Dan Newman. That's all I know.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 11:34:28 am PST #9904 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Check out the first place winner of a biggest loser competition. I don't think the guy's a loser because of that, but he's sure not a winner. I teared up, but totally not the same way as last time.
I can't think of a good reason to hate a species, but I suspect I haven't been trying hard enough.
So Ultra Sensitive doesn't mean for the extra delicate? I hate code!