Awww, it has a happy ending!
The animal was discovered by a postman, Robert Maher, as he was emptying a postbox in Market Square in Cambridge on June 22. It had chewed through the envelope, and its head was peeping out.
Mr Maher took the hamster to a vet in Cambridge, Patrick von Heimendahl, where it was found to be unharmed.
The hamster has since been adopted by Rachel Thompson, a nurse at Mr von Heimendahl's practice. She has given it the name First Class.
I knew I could get into trouble for it. I do not think it crossed my mind that it was morally wrong.
Asshole.
In other news, my testers don't have a clue. NOT A SINGLE DAMNED CLUE.
People who were watching the dog show this weekend. Pictures are up on the AKC website. May I recommend the "Meet the Breed Booth" pictures from Saturday and the "Meet the Breed Booth" winners pictures from Sunday.
(Also, Greg Louganis was there competing in agility with his Parson Russell Terrier.)
I need someone to convince me that being bored isn't a good enough reason to go spend too much money on sushi for lunch, especially when I bought my lunch in order to save money.
Another case-in-point about smart people acting dumbly on TV: the Daily Show had an interview the day before with Mark Crispin Miller, no dummy, who Ed Helms made a fool of.
I bet Louganis is still pretty agile.
Perkins! Eat your lunch! Do something else outside.
Speaking of dogs, the Puppy Bowl is coming back! Not only that, but they're having a half-time show of, yes, kittens!! Something to switch to if the Super Bowl is a blow-out.
Yay! Go Fug Yourself is updated with Golden Globes goodness.