I think I'm going to blow my cover with the Sales Guy in the next cube. There's only so much snorking you can do and try to disguise it as a cough.
Plus, the answer to the question "What's so funny?" would be really hard to explain.
Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.
'Touched'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Feb 17, 2006 7:25:44 am PST #7859 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:27:27 am PST #7860 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Informal poll (that almost came out pole):
Which is worse
- sticking a pencil up your dick and it heading for your bladder or
- sticking a thermometer (you get to pick alcohol or mercury) up your dick and having it break?
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:29:00 am PST #7861 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Informal poll (that almost came out pole):
Neither of those things will ever happen to me so I'm not gonna think about it la la la la...
But the mercury poisoning would suck....
Nutty - Feb 17, 2006 7:29:23 am PST #7862 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
This discussion is starting to sound like the scary side of fanfic.
Fred Pete - Feb 17, 2006 7:30:29 am PST #7863 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
The latter. Broken glass -- eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! (Males -- don't say I didn't warn you.) Plus mercury poisoning issues.
amych - Feb 17, 2006 7:30:34 am PST #7864 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Mercury poisoning plus shards of broken glass? So glad I'm not possessed of the right equipment....
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:30:55 am PST #7865 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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eta: Um, it's obvious that this is not work-safe, right?
eta²:
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§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:34:18 am PST #7866 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think tommy's URL needs to be fully exposed. It's a marvel of coochie:
http://www.yoni.com/vulvas/holidayvulvas.html.
I'm not clicking on it, because of work and all. But it's satisfying just to read.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 7:35:44 am PST #7867 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I read a horrid romance novel once that talked about the hero writing messages of love on the (I'm sorry to say) womb of the heroine. At the time I wondered what the writing instrument was.
OMG.
Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:02 am PST #7868 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
President's Day is the most romantic day of the year!