Early: Where'd she go? Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:30:55 am PST #7865 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case people are tired of talking about penii: Welcome to the latest collection of WONDROUS VULVA PUPPETS

Damn, $400!

eta: Um, it's obvious that this is not work-safe, right?

eta²:

EGUSKI is the Goddess of the Dawn in Basque traditions. She is the daughter of the earth. She teaches us to embrace feminine energies of beauty, warmth and hospitality.
Eguski is made from deep, rich purple velvet, with warm pink satin and Swiss embroidered silk. She is adorned with black Andradite Garnet and gold ceramic seed beads.

You may order a puppet similar to this one.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:34:18 am PST #7866 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think tommy's URL needs to be fully exposed. It's a marvel of coochie:

http://www.yoni.com/vulvas/holidayvulvas.html.

I'm not clicking on it, because of work and all. But it's satisfying just to read.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 7:35:44 am PST #7867 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I read a horrid romance novel once that talked about the hero writing messages of love on the (I'm sorry to say) womb of the heroine. At the time I wondered what the writing instrument was.

OMG.

Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:02 am PST #7868 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

President's Day is the most romantic day of the year!


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:03 am PST #7869 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Eguski is made from deep, rich purple velvet, with warm pink satin and Swiss embroidered silk. She is adorned with black Andradite Garnet and gold ceramic seed beads.

My god.

It's like....

It's like they've been spying on my annual pelvic exam!


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:37 am PST #7870 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, I really want to see those.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:56 am PST #7871 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think tommy's URL needs to be fully exposed. It's a marvel of coochie:

::blushes::

Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.

Arbor Day!

(It's the only holiday that's not about getting laid....)


sarameg - Feb 17, 2006 7:42:00 am PST #7872 of 10002

Oh dear god you people.

Remember those fat pencils in kindergarten and first grade?


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:44:34 am PST #7873 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Think big.


flea - Feb 17, 2006 7:44:45 am PST #7874 of 10002
information libertarian

I am so sure an alumna of my college is making those vulvas.

Also, people, just because it's Friday doesn't mean we can't take our minds out of our pants after several hours!