In case people are tired of talking about penii: Welcome to the latest collection of WONDROUS VULVA PUPPETS
Damn, $400!
eta: Um, it's obvious that this is not work-safe, right?
eta²:
EGUSKI is the Goddess of the Dawn in Basque traditions. She is the daughter of the earth. She teaches us to embrace feminine energies of beauty, warmth and hospitality.
Eguski is made from deep, rich purple velvet, with warm pink satin and Swiss embroidered silk. She is adorned with black Andradite Garnet and gold ceramic seed beads.
You may order a puppet similar to this one.
I think tommy's URL needs to be fully exposed. It's a marvel of coochie:
http://www.yoni.com/vulvas/holidayvulvas.html.
I'm not clicking on it, because of work and all. But it's satisfying just to read.
I read a horrid romance novel once that talked about the hero writing messages of love on the (I'm sorry to say) womb of the heroine. At the time I wondered what the writing instrument was.
OMG.
Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.
President's Day is the most romantic day of the year!
Eguski is made from deep, rich purple velvet, with warm pink satin and Swiss embroidered silk. She is adorned with black Andradite Garnet and gold ceramic seed beads.
My god.
It's like....
It's like they've been spying on my annual pelvic exam!
God, I really want to see those.
I think tommy's URL needs to be fully exposed. It's a marvel of coochie:
::blushes::
Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.
Arbor Day!
(It's the only holiday that's not about getting laid....)
Oh dear god you people.
Remember those fat pencils in kindergarten and first grade?
I am so sure an alumna of my college is making those vulvas.
Also, people, just because it's Friday doesn't mean we can't take our minds out of our pants after several hours!