Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Maybe I'm just too choosy, but I wouldn't have sex with someone who had a pencil IN HIS DICK.
Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 7:10:15 am PST #7854 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:12:20 am PST #7855 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I also have a combination pen/laser pointer.
An hour ago that wouldn't have sounded like TMI.
Heh. Is it TMI that the pen tends to fall apart, scattering tiny batteries everywhere?
Trudy Booth - Feb 17, 2006 7:14:02 am PST #7856 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I also have a combination pen/laser pointer.
See, now that I could understand trying. Well, "understand" in the sense that a laser coming out of your penis is just sorta sci-fi awesome.
Do they say just what substances he was ON?
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:16:43 am PST #7857 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, "understand" in the sense that a laser coming out of your penis is just sorta sci-fi awesome.
Well, in that case: Do-it-yourself light-saber: [link]
Note: Not worksafe....
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 7:22:24 am PST #7858 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I once had a wooden mechanical pencil.
That bit your sister?
God that would make maturbation noisy.
click click click clickclickclickclick
Heh, this reminds me of a Billy Connolly bit about the word wanking and how the term came from the sound noisy bed springs make when you do it.
Dana - Feb 17, 2006 7:25:44 am PST #7859 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I think I'm going to blow my cover with the Sales Guy in the next cube. There's only so much snorking you can do and try to disguise it as a cough.
Plus, the answer to the question "What's so funny?" would be really hard to explain.
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:27:27 am PST #7860 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Informal poll (that almost came out pole):
Which is worse
- sticking a pencil up your dick and it heading for your bladder or
- sticking a thermometer (you get to pick alcohol or mercury) up your dick and having it break?
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:29:00 am PST #7861 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Informal poll (that almost came out pole):
Neither of those things will ever happen to me so I'm not gonna think about it la la la la...
But the mercury poisoning would suck....
Nutty - Feb 17, 2006 7:29:23 am PST #7862 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
This discussion is starting to sound like the scary side of fanfic.
Fred Pete - Feb 17, 2006 7:30:29 am PST #7863 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
The latter. Broken glass -- eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! (Males -- don't say I didn't warn you.) Plus mercury poisoning issues.