Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Ugh! Aiee! My eyes!
I don't think you're doing it right if it's your eyes that hurt...
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:38:10 am PST #7835 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 6:38:49 am PST #7836 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Okay, ow. Why would anyone think that was a good idea? And, ow!
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:39:47 am PST #7837 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Okay, ow. Why would anyone think that was a good idea? And, ow!
Some people juggle geese.
Sean K - Feb 17, 2006 6:41:40 am PST #7838 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Don't put a pencil in your penis
And to think, until today, I honestly thought there were some things you wouldn't ever need to post a warning about. Wrong again!
shrift - Feb 17, 2006 6:47:29 am PST #7839 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, now there's a whole new, even more insulting layer of meaning to calling somebody a "pencil-dick".
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:50:05 am PST #7840 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Well, now there's a whole new, even more insulting layer of meaning to calling somebody a "pencil-dick".
It also gives exciting new meaning to the phrase "get the lead out".
DXMachina - Feb 17, 2006 6:50:24 am PST #7841 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
And to think, until today, I honestly thought there were some things you wouldn't ever need to post a warning about.
And you just know someone will file a class action suit that will be settled by having that warning message printed on every package of pencils manufactured for here on.
Fred Pete - Feb 17, 2006 6:52:48 am PST #7842 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
I've heard of "putting the lead in your pencil," but I never thought it was meant literally.
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 6:53:53 am PST #7843 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We get to leave the office at 3 today because it's a long weekend.
I was leaving at 3:15 to make my biofeedback appointment. This mix of feeling cheated plus legitimacy is a weird sensation.
I wonder how the other person involved with the pencil-dick guy felt about the whole thing.
Sean K - Feb 17, 2006 6:55:04 am PST #7844 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And you just know someone will file a class action suit that will be settled by having that warning message printed on every package of pencils manufactured for here on.
It's only right and proper that every pencil (and in a few years, every pen too) have the words DO NOT INSERT INTO PENIS printed on them.
We just didn't know it until now.