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I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

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amych - Feb 17, 2006 6:06:12 am PST #7827 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bob meets curling - you have to hurl yourself down the track, avoiding the stones the other team are lobbing at your head. I'd watch it.

Make it skeleton instead of bob for that hurtling down the track face-first with no sled vibe, and I'd not only watch it but make a movie about it.

Trudy Booth - Feb 17, 2006 6:10:20 am PST #7828 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Roller Fencing: Someone's Gonna Lose an Eye

Theodosia - Feb 17, 2006 6:13:40 am PST #7829 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

How about scuba-archery?

Jars - Feb 17, 2006 6:17:27 am PST #7830 of 10002

and I'd not only watch it but make a movie about it.

This they should definitely show every Christmas.

tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 6:29:59 am PST #7831 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't put a pencil in your penis

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 6:30:31 am PST #7832 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies and gronk. This not being able to fall asleep until well after midnight thing has got to stop.

I realized last night that it's really annoying to have a lazy partner in a martial arts class. It wasn't really a problem in my TKD classes, where the instructor would chew out/give push-ups to anyone who was slacking. The swordsmanship class I'm taking is a lot more low key with the discipline (they make us do pushups if we smack the ground with the sword during cutting drills, but that's about it) and the guy I was paired off with last night kept deciding to stop working the drills about 3/4 of the way through the time alloted for each becuase he didn't feel like doing them any more. Ugh.

Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 6:33:35 am PST #7833 of 10002

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Ugh! Aiee! My eyes!

Jessica - Feb 17, 2006 6:33:58 am PST #7834 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Don't put a pencil in your penis

Well, there goes my weekend.

Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:38:10 am PST #7835 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Ugh! Aiee! My eyes!

I don't think you're doing it right if it's your eyes that hurt...

Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 6:38:49 am PST #7836 of 10002

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Okay, ow. Why would anyone think that was a good idea? And, ow!

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