Don't put a pencil in your penis
Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 6:29:59 am PST #7831 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 6:30:31 am PST #7832 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Timelies and gronk. This not being able to fall asleep until well after midnight thing has got to stop.
I realized last night that it's really annoying to have a lazy partner in a martial arts class. It wasn't really a problem in my TKD classes, where the instructor would chew out/give push-ups to anyone who was slacking. The swordsmanship class I'm taking is a lot more low key with the discipline (they make us do pushups if we smack the ground with the sword during cutting drills, but that's about it) and the guy I was paired off with last night kept deciding to stop working the drills about 3/4 of the way through the time alloted for each becuase he didn't feel like doing them any more. Ugh.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 6:33:35 am PST #7833 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Ugh! Aiee! My eyes!
Jessica - Feb 17, 2006 6:33:58 am PST #7834 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Don't put a pencil in your penis
Well, there goes my weekend.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:38:10 am PST #7835 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Ugh! Aiee! My eyes!
I don't think you're doing it right if it's your eyes that hurt...
Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 6:38:49 am PST #7836 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Okay, ow. Why would anyone think that was a good idea? And, ow!
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:39:47 am PST #7837 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Okay, ow. Why would anyone think that was a good idea? And, ow!
Some people juggle geese.
Sean K - Feb 17, 2006 6:41:40 am PST #7838 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Don't put a pencil in your penis
And to think, until today, I honestly thought there were some things you wouldn't ever need to post a warning about. Wrong again!
shrift - Feb 17, 2006 6:47:29 am PST #7839 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, now there's a whole new, even more insulting layer of meaning to calling somebody a "pencil-dick".
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 6:50:05 am PST #7840 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Well, now there's a whole new, even more insulting layer of meaning to calling somebody a "pencil-dick".
It also gives exciting new meaning to the phrase "get the lead out".