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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 5:15:19 am PST #76 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aerosol, huh? I totally never think of that as a can. Either way, Ralphs didn't have any.


Strix - Jan 15, 2006 5:17:39 am PST #77 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I've seen it in a can AND in a pump. I prefer the can, because, hey, scrubbing bubbles should be PROPELLED by aerosol, IMHO.

THe pump ones just don't seem as fluffy.

Which probably doesn't affect their cleaning power, but it makes me feel better.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 6:01:55 am PST #78 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, the preliminary results are in, and MiracleFoam did a great job on my stovetop. Next up is the shower stall.


Liese S. - Jan 15, 2006 6:07:43 am PST #79 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You should come and see what kind of a job MiracleFoam will do on my stovetop. I mean, for purely scientific purposes. Like, as a control.

Or you could come defrost my freezer. That would be good, too, and I'm sure there's some science in there somewhere.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 6:10:07 am PST #80 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it doesn't involve cleaning chemicals and flat surfaces, my enthusiasm evaporates quickly.


Lee - Jan 15, 2006 6:58:07 am PST #81 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

About 10 minutes ago, I shut one cat into a bedroom, with his food that the other cat isn't supposed to eat, making sure that the other cat was still sprawled out on the kitty condo. About five minutes ago, I opened the (still closed) door to the bedroom, and found both cats.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 6:59:02 am PST #82 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Have you checked for a) portkeys b) transporters c) cloning and super-aging devices?


DebetEsse - Jan 15, 2006 7:03:25 am PST #83 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Cats don't need portkeys. They apparate.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 7:06:16 am PST #84 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How can you apparate without opposable thumbs? They need wands for that.


DebetEsse - Jan 15, 2006 7:15:55 am PST #85 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

t decides not to tell anyone that she grabbed her copy of HBP to see if her memory of apparation lessons was correct

I think it's a wand-less spell, so cats could totally do it.