Well, the preliminary results are in, and MiracleFoam did a great job on my stovetop. Next up is the shower stall.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 6:01:55 am PST #78 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Liese S. - Jan 15, 2006 6:07:43 am PST #79 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
You should come and see what kind of a job MiracleFoam will do on my stovetop. I mean, for purely scientific purposes. Like, as a control.
Or you could come defrost my freezer. That would be good, too, and I'm sure there's some science in there somewhere.
§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 6:10:07 am PST #80 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If it doesn't involve cleaning chemicals and flat surfaces, my enthusiasm evaporates quickly.
Lee - Jan 15, 2006 6:58:07 am PST #81 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
About 10 minutes ago, I shut one cat into a bedroom, with his food that the other cat isn't supposed to eat, making sure that the other cat was still sprawled out on the kitty condo. About five minutes ago, I opened the (still closed) door to the bedroom, and found both cats.
§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 6:59:02 am PST #82 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Have you checked for a) portkeys b) transporters c) cloning and super-aging devices?
DebetEsse - Jan 15, 2006 7:03:25 am PST #83 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Cats don't need portkeys. They apparate.
§ ita § - Jan 15, 2006 7:06:16 am PST #84 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How can you apparate without opposable thumbs? They need wands for that.
DebetEsse - Jan 15, 2006 7:15:55 am PST #85 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
t decides not to tell anyone that she grabbed her copy of HBP to see if her memory of apparation lessons was correct
I think it's a wand-less spell, so cats could totally do it.
Lee - Jan 15, 2006 7:16:53 am PST #86 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Also, Perkins is too dumb to apparate. He'd be leaving bits of himself all over the apartment.
Aims - Jan 15, 2006 7:17:30 am PST #87 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
MiracleFoam
I keep reading this and thinking that MM should try to collect royalties or something.