yes I am, Alibelle!
eta--don't nobody stab me.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
yes I am, Alibelle!
eta--don't nobody stab me.
Dude. I won't be in stabbing distance of Robin until next week.
shrift, you're coming out to LA next week? Rock.
Well, I'm flying into LAX and Dana and I are road-tripping up to the Ventura area for a convention, so I think the only Buffista we'll see is Consuela...
Road trip!
Humph. I could drive to Ventura. I need to go to the outlet anyway.
With iPods!
Nobody stab Robin! That is not what I meant! Clearly!
Robin, I can't write a summary of myself to save my life. I am clearly lacking in the persuasive essay department. Plus, I want the summary to say things like this: My outgoing personality, my office experience, and my recently completed education makes me good at plagiarism. I can bring this experience to your office, too! Who needs a copy machine? Not you! You have me! Plus, I answer the phones quite chipperly. AND, I’m very good at ordering pink office supplies. I have vast experience in all of the above. I’m a winner, and you should pick me. My outgoing personality and creative writing experience make me an ideal candidate for making stuff up, if you so require. I’m very team-oriented, and I’m willing to share my skill with your company. Also, my English degree and slight OCD has made me very familiar with the alphabet and organizing. NEAT AND CLEAN. It makes an office run better. I promise.
But that would be for another job, clearly. Write now I have this: Writer with good grammar, extensive experience meeting deadlines, proofreading, and editing, who is very comfortable working with computers. Organized, responsible, enthusiastic team player.
Which, really, just sounds lame. And is funny because the grammar in it is questionable.
"Write now" you have that, eh?
HA. And yes. I am leaving it like that.
P.S. My head hurts.