Dude. I won't be in stabbing distance of Robin until next week.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Feb 15, 2006 9:17:56 am PST #7334 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Aims - Feb 15, 2006 9:19:10 am PST #7335 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift, you're coming out to LA next week? Rock.
shrift - Feb 15, 2006 9:21:03 am PST #7336 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, I'm flying into LAX and Dana and I are road-tripping up to the Ventura area for a convention, so I think the only Buffista we'll see is Consuela...
Dana - Feb 15, 2006 9:22:46 am PST #7337 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Road trip!
Aims - Feb 15, 2006 9:25:06 am PST #7338 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Humph. I could drive to Ventura. I need to go to the outlet anyway.
shrift - Feb 15, 2006 9:25:18 am PST #7339 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
With iPods!
Alibelle - Feb 15, 2006 9:25:51 am PST #7340 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Nobody stab Robin! That is not what I meant! Clearly!
Robin, I can't write a summary of myself to save my life. I am clearly lacking in the persuasive essay department. Plus, I want the summary to say things like this: My outgoing personality, my office experience, and my recently completed education makes me good at plagiarism. I can bring this experience to your office, too! Who needs a copy machine? Not you! You have me! Plus, I answer the phones quite chipperly. AND, I’m very good at ordering pink office supplies. I have vast experience in all of the above. I’m a winner, and you should pick me. My outgoing personality and creative writing experience make me an ideal candidate for making stuff up, if you so require. I’m very team-oriented, and I’m willing to share my skill with your company. Also, my English degree and slight OCD has made me very familiar with the alphabet and organizing. NEAT AND CLEAN. It makes an office run better. I promise.
But that would be for another job, clearly. Write now I have this: Writer with good grammar, extensive experience meeting deadlines, proofreading, and editing, who is very comfortable working with computers. Organized, responsible, enthusiastic team player.
Which, really, just sounds lame. And is funny because the grammar in it is questionable.
Calli - Feb 15, 2006 9:27:52 am PST #7341 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
"Write now" you have that, eh?
Alibelle - Feb 15, 2006 9:29:01 am PST #7342 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
HA. And yes. I am leaving it like that.
P.S. My head hurts.
brenda m - Feb 15, 2006 9:29:21 am PST #7343 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
but it would take one look at my floorful of cables,
CarelessnessDiligent testing has taught me that the Roomba makes its way over or around piles of cords without difficulty. Also dogs.