Wait - is Jesus biting Bode on the ass at the starting gate now?? That would explain some wild skiing.
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Feb 14, 2006 8:32:03 am PST #7097 of 10002
information libertarian
Kathy A - Feb 14, 2006 8:32:03 am PST #7098 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
For Valentine's Day, a love story to make you go "awww!"
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 8:33:08 am PST #7099 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The 3D rooms are awesome, but I think I would get nauseous if I had to live/work there.
I dunno - I think it'd just look like some random painted lines unless you were at exactly the right spot.
Well, maybe if you got close to the right spot, it might make your visual cortex do the wacky....
Tom Scola - Feb 14, 2006 8:35:02 am PST #7100 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
OK, back for more exciting Adventures in Justice!
Jesse - Feb 14, 2006 8:37:22 am PST #7101 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I knew I was on to something -- I'm totally blaming everything on Jesus ass-bitage from now on.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 8:38:40 am PST #7102 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I knew I was on to something -- I'm totally blaming everything on Jesus ass-bitage from now on.
Professoinal sports could be different: "I totally would have caught that touchdown pass - if Jesus hadn't bitten me on the ass!"
Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 8:39:13 am PST #7103 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OK, back for more exciting Adventures in Justice!
Just remember your mantra "I don't want nothing to do with this case." (Or alternatively, "I believe God is the only judge.")
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 8:41:00 am PST #7104 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just remember your mantra "I don't want nothing to do with this case." (Or alternatively, "I believe God is the only judge.")
"Can we just kill him and let God sort it out?"
erikaj - Feb 14, 2006 8:45:49 am PST #7105 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
George Carlin recommended "I can spot a guilty person a mile away."
Theodosia - Feb 14, 2006 8:46:17 am PST #7106 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
"I only vote the way the voices tell me to."