In a statement released yesterday, the health department said it was "currently developing the first NYC-branded condom, to be released in coming months."
The coming months? Which ones are those? Isn't that pretty much every month?
t /bitches-type response.
I'm home for lunch. I haven't been picked for anything yet.
They let us out early for lunch, so I have time to go home and have a cup of tea. Yay.
One of the people in the jury pool had the last name "Valentine". She got picked for a case.
wouldn't know My Lord And Savior Jesus Christ if He bit him in the ass.
Jesus is biting cats on the ass now? Did Pat Robertson infect Him or something?
My Olympic Seekrit BoyToy* Bode Miller
got disqualified for straddling a gate in the slalom today, after winning the race. He seems philosophical, noting that he's been disqualified 5 of 7 times in slalom this year alone.
- Formerly known as Olympic Seekrit Boyfriend (Who Fell On His Ass In 2002 And Still Won), but then I decided he was really not someone I could be that serious about. But cuuuute with the irresponsible.
cuuuuuute indeed, flea, but possibly nsm with the smart.
See, if your Olympic Seekrit BoyToy
had been a figure skater, he'd have gotten a do over.
Jesus is biting cats on the ass now?
Well, he hasn't
yet...
As far as I know.
Hey, maybe that's the explanation for the spaz outs.
Maybe he really does need to reconsider that shot of Jaeger at the gate.
The 3D rooms are awesome, but I think I would get nauseous if I had to live/work there.