I knew I was on to something -- I'm totally blaming everything on Jesus ass-bitage from now on.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Feb 14, 2006 8:37:22 am PST #7101 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 8:38:40 am PST #7102 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I knew I was on to something -- I'm totally blaming everything on Jesus ass-bitage from now on.
Professoinal sports could be different: "I totally would have caught that touchdown pass - if Jesus hadn't bitten me on the ass!"
Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 8:39:13 am PST #7103 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OK, back for more exciting Adventures in Justice!
Just remember your mantra "I don't want nothing to do with this case." (Or alternatively, "I believe God is the only judge.")
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 8:41:00 am PST #7104 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just remember your mantra "I don't want nothing to do with this case." (Or alternatively, "I believe God is the only judge.")
"Can we just kill him and let God sort it out?"
erikaj - Feb 14, 2006 8:45:49 am PST #7105 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
George Carlin recommended "I can spot a guilty person a mile away."
Theodosia - Feb 14, 2006 8:46:17 am PST #7106 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
"I only vote the way the voices tell me to."
Calli - Feb 14, 2006 8:47:09 am PST #7107 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
"Will the trial be done by February 17? That's when my Alien Overlords will be picking me up."
Hayden - Feb 14, 2006 8:47:41 am PST #7108 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
McClellan: "The Vice-President would not have peppered his good friend with birdshot if an as-yet-unnamed Middle Eastern self-proclaimed messiah had not suddenly manifested on a cloud borne by cherubim and seraphim to unceremoniously bite Mr. Cheney in an unmentionable place. Yes, Roger? Yes, Guantanamo Bay. No. No. No. I have answered the question."
brenda m - Feb 14, 2006 8:48:08 am PST #7109 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"I'll just need to consult with my blinvisible friends on the internets before I answer that question."
Megan E. - Feb 14, 2006 8:50:01 am PST #7110 of 10002
Just had V-day lunch with DH. The restaurant gave me a rose - Nice! And so far, no one has sent me a Barbershop Quartet, though I saw them in the mall. (SUE!)