Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?

Imagine actually believing in this doctrine. Do you want to worship a god who might someday be arrested on Animal Precinct?

Craxxy is one thing, and to each her own version of it, but cynical exploitation of teh craxxy is pretty low.

Aw -- the Style Network says HVD to me by re-running "my" Isaac right now!

Imagine actually believing in this doctrine. Do you want to worship a god who might someday be arrested on Animal Precinct?

EXACTLY. (pardon the asscaps, but sheesh!)

serves the heathen pets right. My cats have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior and have been baptised into the faith.

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Selling stuff on ebay makes me so happy.

My cat worships Raxivort, God of Rodents. Raxivort occasionally sends mice for my cat to play with.

My cats have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior and have been baptised into the faith.

Every single time I go grocery shopping, as I pass through the seafood department, I swing by the lobster tank and tell them "Repent; the end is near!"

Hand to god. I do it every. single. time.

The Chinese pairs skater who finished her program despite a terrible fall

That was unreal. And they not only finished, they won the silver.

The pairs competition was sort of like the walking wounded. The Russian pair who won gold had a horrific accident in 2004, where he dropped her, and she had a concussion. And the man in the bronze pair was recovering from a torn Achilles tendon.

Leif sometimes will run up the lobster tank and yell "Hi Monsters!"

My cat has a brain the size of a walnut and wouldn't know My Lord And Savior Jesus Christ if He bit him in the ass. I'm fine with that.

In fact, your specific job will be the preparation of frivolous lawsuits for use against the nazis at the RIAA

OK, lawyers. Show of hands. How many others read that sentence and immediately thought, "Rule 11"?

Among other things...but, you know, $25,000/year and "$25K in stock options" (they're going to take their frivolous lawsuit business public? And that's all their lawyer gets?) is awful hard to pass up when the average graduate is making more than twice that straight out of law school...