Wash ,'The Message'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
...And, thanks, Sue.
Mints, check.
$10, check.
Condoms, check.
Reviewing incapacitating hits in my mind, check.
Clean sheets, check.
Girlfriend calling a hour in to check on still-livingness, AND as possible ditching excuse -- CHECK.
LAst but not least, buffed and lotioned, CHECK.
Erin's Checklist for Modern Dating complete.
quester, 89 is a good run. And he loved.
That goes in the win column.
Erin is geting lucky tonight.
Boys ... it is just between us that it ain't that difficult to pull off, right?
Cuz it is like Erin, and stuff.
My drunken buddy just snorted awake long enough to pour some more poison. He is having a thing where he can't figure out his girl.
It's a boy thing.
With booze.
This is bound to end well.
In my experience it's bound to end with people mooning other people. Or objects. Or animals. SOme kind of buttock exposure, anyway. But maybe the boys I know arent like your boys, Gus.
Wait, I think I'm offended!
It's not hard to get lucky with Erin?
Drunk Gus, tsk, tsk.
quester, 89 is a good run. And he loved.
That goes in the win column.
In vino, veritas, Gus. This was a nice way to think of it, thank you.
It's not hard to get lucky with Erin?
Wait! What did I say? I meant it as the boys are powerless before the elemental powers of the Erin.
It's not hard to get lucky with Erin?
It must be hard to get lucky with Erin.
And stay that way for some considerable time.
Quester, my thoughts are with you and your family.