In the Library of Congress Classification, "The Bible" is under the letters "BS". Hee.
Signed, superdork
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Jan 25, 2006 9:24:25 am PST #2578 of 10002
information libertarian
JZ - Jan 25, 2006 9:24:59 am PST #2579 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, yeah, Tep. Stab 'em, stab 'em a lot. Being a HEPA-filtered hospital, we have fewer of the aggressively scented than many other places, but the few who slip through stand out all the more. Happily, San Francisco doesn't have that many of the professionally tan. The zone-clueless*, though? Just asking for stabbage.
*Obviously, in a big multicultural city, allowances must be made for cultural differences, and if you're an elderly Chinese woman carrying a bag of groceries you are stabbing-exempt. White, obviously American, and self-important? Oh so stabbed.
Gudanov - Jan 25, 2006 9:25:10 am PST #2580 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Don't tell Pat Robertson.
beth b - Jan 25, 2006 9:28:33 am PST #2581 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
if you're an elderly Chinese woman carrying a bag of groceries you are stabbing-exempt.
but it is quite possible she will get you with her elbows.
amych - Jan 25, 2006 9:29:22 am PST #2582 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm sure someone out there somewhere takes it as a sign that only the Dewey Decimal System is the true inspired word. Or, the true inspired three-digit-plus-decimals number, anyway.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 9:29:48 am PST #2583 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a wonder you even have a fan club....
If they're not the sort of fan club that sticks around through an injury, I don't want them.
msbelle - Jan 25, 2006 9:31:53 am PST #2584 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Tommyrot knows what I'm talkin about.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 9:32:50 am PST #2585 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You guys are quantity over quality people, aren't you? Well, you can have them. I don't need them.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 9:33:47 am PST #2586 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It's a wonder you even have a fan club....
Not to mention a moon...
flea - Jan 25, 2006 9:33:58 am PST #2587 of 10002
information libertarian
Sadly, in Dewey Decimal the bible is not under 666, but rather, um, 220. The 660s are chemical engineering - I guess you find directions for brimstone manufacture there.