Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 25, 2006 8:55:34 am PST #2560 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I generally only drink when I'm in a group of media fans.

Witness the power of squee.


Fred Pete - Jan 25, 2006 8:56:48 am PST #2561 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Not sure this is one for Minister of Kill the Stupid People. Maybe for his Bureau of Injure the Clueless People.

Dear Sir,

If you are going to stick your hand into the closing elevator doors -- so you can take the elevator instead of the stairs to go up one floor -- it isn't a good idea to then stand in the doorway while you talk to someone in the hallway. And that goes double when the elevator is already occupied.

Signed,

Me


sj - Jan 25, 2006 8:57:20 am PST #2562 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Grey's Anatomy: Was that Halfrek in the previews for next week?


Dana - Jan 25, 2006 8:57:46 am PST #2563 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And that induces pain, does it?

Only from the laughing.


Aims - Jan 25, 2006 8:59:14 am PST #2564 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YES, YES IT WAS AND I AM SO EXCITED!!!


JZ - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:31 am PST #2565 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Fred Pete, how I hate those people! If the Minister turns your case down as unworthy of killing, I'll be happy to freelance it for you.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 9:04:10 am PST #2566 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, Fred Pete, how I hate those people!

Ditto. Also, the "I'm getting out at the last floor, but I'm going to stand in front of the doors at each and every stop along the way and not move until someone says excuse me" people need clue-by-fours upside the head.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 9:04:31 am PST #2567 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I kept myself off the interwebs while I finished up two project documentation tasks.

I don't have to do any other work today, do I?


Jessica - Jan 25, 2006 9:08:54 am PST #2568 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anatomically correct heart-shaped soap. Perfect for Valentine's Day!


msbelle - Jan 25, 2006 9:10:50 am PST #2569 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ah memories of the Real World London.