Oh, Fred Pete, how I hate those people! If the Minister turns your case down as unworthy of killing, I'll be happy to freelance it for you.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:31 am PST #2565 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 9:04:10 am PST #2566 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, Fred Pete, how I hate those people!
Ditto. Also, the "I'm getting out at the last floor, but I'm going to stand in front of the doors at each and every stop along the way and not move until someone says excuse me" people need clue-by-fours upside the head.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 9:04:31 am PST #2567 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I kept myself off the interwebs while I finished up two project documentation tasks.
I don't have to do any other work today, do I?
Jessica - Jan 25, 2006 9:08:54 am PST #2568 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Anatomically correct heart-shaped soap. Perfect for Valentine's Day!
msbelle - Jan 25, 2006 9:10:50 am PST #2569 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ah memories of the Real World London.
JZ - Jan 25, 2006 9:11:41 am PST #2570 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Also, the "I'm getting out at the last floor, but I'm going to stand in front of the doors at each and every stop along the way and not move until someone says excuse me" people need clue-by-fours upside the head.
And their siblings, the "My personal bubble is one square yard in all directions at all times and I don't really care that this elevator is only two square yards and it's lunchtime in a 15-story building with only 4 elevators, so I'm just going to stand here right in the doorway and refuse to step back and make room, so you people who've been standing there pressing the down button and waiting for an elevator for ten minutes can just step off and keep waiting. KEEP OUTTA MY BUBBLE." people.
Clue-by-fours, studded with rusty nails. It's the only solution.
t /bloodthirsty
Aims - Jan 25, 2006 9:12:31 am PST #2571 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ah memories of the Real World London.
BWAH! Put a nail through it!
Steph L. - Jan 25, 2006 9:14:55 am PST #2572 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Also, the "I'm getting out at the last floor, but I'm going to stand in front of the doors at each and every stop along the way and not move until someone says excuse me" people need clue-by-fours upside the head.
And their siblings, the "My personal bubble is one square yard in all directions at all times
Don't forget their bastard second cousins once removed: "Mr. I Have No Sense Of Other People's Personal Bubbles And I Think I Am All That Because I'm Wearing Armani And Too Much Cologne And A Fake Tan That Makes Me Look Like A Brazil Nut And So Therefore Even Though We Are The Only 2 People On The Elevator I Will Stand An Inch Away From You."
Stabby stabby.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2006 9:17:14 am PST #2573 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Have a cigarette lighter? Ignite the cologne.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 9:17:42 am PST #2574 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dude, I would get a boyfriend just to give him that soap. I mean, except I won't.